Singing Telegrams

Price (subject to change, some characters may be more): $50.00 plus mileage

For our singing telegrams, you choose a character from our list (we may also be able to customize) and we gather information from you about the recipient. Our character then delivers a bouquet of six balloons and teases or honors (or a bit of both) the recipient, weaving the information you've given into song and words. The “show” lasts 1-5 minutes (depending on the information we have, the place it's being performed and the receptiveness of the honoree)--perfect amount of time for not embarrassing the person too much!

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Characters:
(some of them, anyway; others may be lurking around the corner!)
Special Note: all characters RATED G, whether or not children are present.

• NORMAN THE NERD. He's loud, obnoxious, badly dressed and hilarious.
  
• TEX-ANN. Wearing her best purple saloon dress and sporting her thick Texas accent, she is thrilled to see all y'all. If the recipient doesn't know how to do the Cotton-eyed Joe, she'll teach him.
  
• AUSTRALIAN ADVENTURER. (male or female) An aussie is always ready for adventure, mate, and either one of these will be dressed in khaki shorts and hiking boots.
  
• ROYALTY. (king or queen) Ready to honor, and give good advice, to anyone.
  
• PIRATE. (male or female) Arg, but life at sea be the best, matey. The recipient might be tempted to change careers after a visit from a pirate.